The Best Theme-Night Hockey Jerseys This Season
Minor league sports are a thing of beauty. They give the world the best gimmicks on the planet. Whether it’s cheap seats, 1-dollar hot dogs, 50-cent beers, or wacky uniforms, minor league teams always have to find crazy ways to draw in the crowds. Minor league hockey is no different than the rest, especially when it comes to the uniforms. This season we have been blessed with some of the best theme-night jerseys the world has ever seen.
Vancouver Giants: Grinch Night
Although the Vancouver Giants aren’t necessarily a minor-league team, they did kill it with these Grinch jerseys. They’re actually hideous… but I love them. The level of detail is excellent. Look at the fur on the pants and socks. Great stuff here. If they had green gloves with long, furry fingers, these would’ve just been Grinch costumes, not jerseys.
Springfield Thunderbirds: Springfield Ice-O-Topes
Originally the Springfield Isotopes was a baseball team from the Simpsons. The show eventually added a hockey team to the fictional city and called it the Ice-O-Topes. Pretty brilliant. Just like these Simpsons-inspired jerseys. You might not have noticed, but there’s a sprinkled doughnut in the center of the isotope on the jersey. Awesome little details like that add to greatness of these. A fine tribute to Homer Simpson, the legend himself. The Springfield Thunderbirds wore these unis on several occasions this season, and even transformed their arena into a mini Springfield, complete with a Moe’s Tavern, Krusty Burger, and Duff Beer vendors.
Jacksonville Icemen: Publix Subs
For anyone who doesn’t live in the Southeast: Publix is the greatest supermarket on the planet. This is not up for debate. Publix makes every other grocery store feel dirty. It’s true and we’re spoiled here because of it. Publix also has one of the best damn subs money can buy (The Boar’s Head Ultimate is my go-to). The Jacksonville Icemen of the ECHL put out the hottest hockey jerseys the state of Florida has ever seen. The Chicken Tender Sub jersey is a masterpiece.
Grand Rapids Griffins: Jurassic Park Night
The original Jurassic Park is one of the greatest movies of all time. To honor that film with these beauties is a wonderful tribute by the Red Wings’ farm club. The Griffins chose these after holding a jersey design contest. A designer from beautyunis.com won the contest by submitting with this setup. The details are fantastic and these jerseys are probably my favorite on this list.
Syracuse Crunch: Miracle On Ice
1980. USA vs. USSR. Probably the greatest sporting event in the history of the world. The Syracuse Crunch honored the legendary Olympic team by bringing out these jerseys on Feb. 14th vs Utica. Even though they went cheap and didn’t get red pants/shells to complete the look, the unis still hold up. The “SYR” in the middle is a nice touch too.
Written by Andrew Silvers
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